May 2013
beyoncebeytwice:
its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
everyone: it's just a tv show
you: STOP TALKING
everyone: it's just a movie
you: WRONG
everyone: it's just a...
you: YOU HAVE LOST THE RIGHT TO SPEAK
deductionswiththedoctor:
So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
